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No One Is Immune!

October 22, 2012 at 5:00 am / by

About Lisa Marie Allen

California PolitiChick Lisa Marie Allen is a Registered Nurse, a computer graphics specialist, a wife, mother and a dog rescuer. Lisa has lived all across the U.S.A.
 

There needs to be some updating to the Medical Dictionaries. I am not a physician but if I was I would make sure these syndromes were issued as “LATEST OUTBREAKS” for the CDC to issue warnings.  Some of these conditions are benign; however some could lead to extreme behavior and/or violence if left untreated!

Obamaectomy: a condition that requires the frontal lobe to be penetrated with real thought.  It requires the patient to recline and disavow previous Obamaadoration.

Obamanitus: a severe sinus condition resulting in nasal voice or drainage. All liberals have this in one form or another, especially when they are losing an argument.

Obamaphile: one who seeks to be on the dole of free government benefits.

Obamaphrenia: a condition whereby symptoms exhibited are severe delusions of communism and hearing voices saying, “Obama is the messiah”. This condition makes one unable to think their own thoughts, and gets worse with age.

Obamaphobia: Conservatives are most likely to have this syndrome. Fear and loathing for Obama’s voice, policies, tax hikes, and executive orders.

Obamaepilepsy: the twitches and violence exhibited after a fact or truth is stated to an Obamaphile.

Obamaflagellation: the finger pointing and arm gestures used by a Faux-POTUS.

Obamaflatulation: the sounds emanating from conservatives after they Obamagag.

Obamaimpotence: the reflex exhibit by the Faux-POTUS during a terror strike against the U.S. or U.S. Ambassadors.

Obamatardation: a condition seen after much Obamaholicism. Slow-thinking, slurred speech, violent outburst s or violence is possible due to lower cerebral thought processes.

Obamanxiety: another condition whereby conservatives are more likely to exhibit symptoms. Shaking, fear, and dismay are the prominent symptoms.

Obamasphyxiation: A near death experience due to the stranglehold Obama and his Czars have placed on all U.S. Citizens.  (Currently only the conservative population is experiencing difficulty in breathing, swallowing, and are experiencing a strangling sensation.)

Obamaparoxysmal: reflex syndrome: similar to projectile vomiting, but the only stimulus or cause is an Obama speech or debate.

Obamagagging: gagging that is done prior to Obamaparoxysmal reflex syndrome.

Koolaidoisis : this is a potentially deadly syndrome that affects all liberals. They believe fuzzy thinking and brainwashing cause it. It can be cured after de-programming and conservative values are instilled.

Obamaspasticity Syndrome: the insulting name-calling and flailing done by an Obama follower, similar to Tourette’s syndrome but only directed at Conservatives.

Obamadeafness: the inability to hear Obama’s voice (another conservative malady after three years of lying and gagging).

Obamaparasitical benefititus: an Obama voter who plans on living the “high life” via as many government benefits as possible.

Paranoid Obamaphrenic: a Conservative who fears retaliation for having their own thoughts.

Constipobama: an inability to even have a bowel movement after hearing the Faux-POTUS speak. (Mild doses of Milk of Magnesiaconservatism should correct the condition.)

LibObamaBrainDEAD : a person who has drunk so much Kool-Aid for so long and in such large amounts that their brain is beyond repair. The plug should be pulled in extreme cases, and all benefits denied.

 

 
 

Lisa Marie Allen

California PolitiChick Lisa Marie Allen is a Registered Nurse, a computer graphics specialist, a wife, mother and a dog rescuer. Lisa has lived all across the U.S.A.

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  • So not left

    None of these would be covered under Obamacare, and you would have to go home suffering, because, let’s be frank, Obama only cares about your vote.

  • Bob Marshall

    I wonder if these women realize that the slogan FOWARD on those signs are is a Socialist message?

    • mg67

      They have no clue. The glazed over look on their faces shows it.Don’t forget America’s not in decline, Osama Bin Laden is dead, and GM is alive…LOL…

    • http://www.facebook.com/shadowhawk.whitford Shadowhawk Whitford

      Most people don’t even know this dirt bag is a Socialist,Marxist, and Communist. If the Brain dead was to wake-up they would be shocked to find out this about their Hero….

 
 
 
 

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